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Being a Stream of Consciousness Blog on the Hamsters of Big Brother 8, primarily exercised by writing down my impressions during the Showtime After Dark Episodes as well as clues and such I surmise from a network of links on Big Brother 8. 

Why?  Hey, I'd do that for a $1!

 

 Week 9 - Day 3 (Monday - Labor Day)

Let's face it, I'm not keeping a day-to-day BB Diary anymore.  It's just too darn dull and irregular updates such as this are totally acceptable in our quest to provide you the relevant information and juicy scoops you've come to expect from The Hamster Chronicles.  Hence today's update is just a plain vanilla update on what's going on in house.

Recap:  Zach is HOH.  Dani won POV (to be shown tomorrow with the Twirling Janie Morphing POV!)  Dani today kept the Nominations (Jess and Jameka) the same.

  The Scoop:  ED (see Dick, Evel) has put in motion his diabolical plan to oust Jessica in a First Strike against the other half of the LJC (Little Julie Chen Alliance)  while devastating Eric.  Simple in concept, it involved the 'white lie' to Jameka that he felt it only right to 'tell her' she's going home this week... thus setting up an over confident Jessica and the later downfall of Eric when the vote is revealed.  Dick knows he, Dani and Zach are all aboard with this plan and it will go just as they say.  There's some potential to try to extract some last minute promise out of Jameka (which results in a dramatic saving of Jameka that she will be ever so grateful for!)  This is the actual penultimate goal of The Dick Plan.  However, given Jameka's dementia in regards to  God Will Do What God Will Do (The Jameka Preordained Theory)  ... well, that might not actually work.  When Dick told her today, she just said "what it is is what it is" which basically short circuits Dick's Plan in that regard (as well as short circuits my brain!).  We will see who will break first in this game of One-Up-God-Man-Ship.  Wha'eva.  In any event, the nuke bomb is set and targeted on Jess & Eric.  Detonation is ETA Thursday Evening. 

 Oh yeah, it was fun acting like an internet reporter when Janelle came onto the Joker Forums (shoutbox)... dropping 'shouts' out to her to 'get an interview' or something... nothing will come of it, but it was sure fun!  I think I went a little overboard.  Oh well. Twirl!  Things should get very interesting when the Double Eviction occurs Thursday.  That's Fight Night fo'sho! 

 

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Week 9 - Day 6 (Thursday - LIVE DOUBLE EVICTION!)

Here we go Boys and Girls!  15 minutes till ShowTime!  Live Double Eviction Night!  It's like a prize fight and the stakes are HUGE!

It's on now... The Announcer Guy has done the 'Previously on Big Brother...' bringing us up to date (Janelle POV being central to that)...

Now it's Julie Chen talking... Fast Forward she says... here we go... the HG's are on the Couch... Dick has a Big Grin... Special Live Vote During the Competition to tell Eric what to do!

recap of POV Ceremony (Dani kept them both on the block).  Jameka and Jessica giving us some DR Love ... Game on they say!  Dani and Dick in whisper... Dick telling us D&D decides who goes... Dick gives his strategy to pull a big whack on  Jameka.  We getting some history where Jameka is telling Jessica that she's been told she's going home... Jess now telling Eric that Jameka is going home (sunbathing Jess).  Jess gets reassured by Eric that all is well.  Eric opens the Nom Envelope!  It's JAMEKA!

POSTING!

HG's told by Julie it's Fast Forward Time!

BLock Candidates plead their case (we didn't get to see Dick getting a deal out of Jameka)

Jameka gives her case. 

Jessica gives her case.  Both are very nervous in their voice, trembling!

Eric is 'voting'...  special secret plan given to Eric... leader will be a tell to Eric (? huh?)

Dick is voting: Jessica!

Dani votes: Jessica

Chenbot tells the HG's: By a vote of 2:1 Jessica you are evicted from the house.

tearful goodbye...can't quite make out what Eric whispered to Jess.

Eric not surprised! (He understands)

He's saying that you could have told him sooner.

Donatos attempting to explain...

BooYah!  is talking about how strong a competitor she was... and she will have strong feelings (but how strong?) for Eric

Goodbye messages.  Sniff.

Dick, Dani, Zach, Jameka...all praising her.

Not very tearful by Jess... Eric is over the top telling her he loves her in his DR.

POSTING

 

Time for the NEXT HOH!

The HGs head outside.  We (America is telling by vote who Eric should Nominate)

Commercial ...

Contest is a Before/After Stepping Contest. 

All got the first one. (1 pt)

All got the second

Only Dani got the third

Dani missed fourth (tied)

Dick missed Q5

Dani missed Q6 (Eric leads by 1)

Eric missed Q7 (Dani and Eric tied)

Dick gets Q8 and is HOH!

WOW!

Dani is the secret person Eric is to get NOM'd (by Julie telling Dani to lead them inside) Not easy for Eric!

Whhooosh.  No time to think. Round 2 or 3.

Dick puts up Eric and Jameka.  Says 'Sorry, it's game time' or words to that effect. (Eric did a half hearted attempt at putting Dani up along with Zach as a 'ha ha')

Commercial again!

POV competition is called Niagra Falls... 10000 balls will fall.  collect only green balls and fill a box with them. 

all are playing

balls drop.  HG's collecting balls.  Jam has 1.  Jam has 3.  No one else has any.

8 to win.  tons of balls all over the yard.  Dick and Dani have 1.  Eric has 2.  Jam has 3 still.  Zach has 2.

Zach has 3.  tied with Jam for lead.  Dani 'ow'

She looks hawt!  Jam has 5.  one is blue!  Zach with 4.  Jam is Disqualified!  ONE IS BLUE!

The Magic Blue Ball Trumps The Magic Ping Pong Ball!  GOD AXE SPOKEN!

Zach needs 1 more!  ZACH WINS!  Probably won't use it.  Who will they vote out?  Stay tuned!

Post!

Zach. Instant Winner! Zach NOT using it. Keeping his oath!

Second Live Vote (Jameka or Eric)  ... Commercial.  15 minutes of show left

POST

Bam! Zach votes out Eric.  Bam! Dani delivers the Upper Cut!  Eric goes down!  And out the door.  Tensions are high.  Eric gives them a final flip off saying they just sent a Philly Lawyer to the Jury Box.  Dick and Co.  keep saying it was just a game, and Eric does recover his good manners and agrees.  He joins Julie on The Couch.  He explains to her his gamemanship as America's Player.  The complexity of the situations.  She tells him how much he won.  I am typing from memory right now so I don't recall too many details.  This Fight is Over!  The Crown goes to the Final 4

Jameka 'Gangsta of God'

Zach 'Ogre of Shrek'

Dick 'Evel of Donato'

Dani 'Daddies Girl Donato'

What an Event!  One for the Record Books! 

The Fallout.

When BBAD (Big Brother After Dark on ShowTime) came on following the Double Eviction we quickly were able to tell that the HOH had occured and that Zach was Crowned (we actually saw him walking around with a Crown, lol!).  Dani was very upset by the results and apparently the contest was very close.  Dani informs us that if Jameka wins POV then Dani will mostly likely be sent home.  Dick trys to console her, telling her how proud he was and how hard she played.  Dani, being her b3tchy self was having none of it and basically got very whinney over it.  Dick eventually gave up on consoling her and left the room.  Can't blame him.  So, Zach is HOH.  I'm going thru the late evening Joker Updates now and if there's anything really important there  then I will bring them to you!