Week 6 - Day 1

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Well, let's see... what's up with the Little Rodents tonight?  Lots of Moping Around and Pouting by Daniele and Evel has gone into Kamikaze Mode knowing he's pretty much 100% THE TARGET this week .. with the G2S (Goody 2 Shoes Alliance) firm and commited to getting their nemesis out.  Snooping around the forums and such prior to tonight's After Dark on Sho Too, it's pretty clear that Jess is going to put up Dick and Dani (all though, due to Eric's AP Task to get Dustin nominated (gasp!) there is a possibility, perhaps even a probability that Dustin will be Pawned Up.  The Twist is that Dustin has actually Suggested/Begged for the opportunity!  This could actually play into Eric's need to fulfill his AP Order to get Dustbunny out.  Dick & Dani (with some Zach support) have been into How Horrible Life Has Treated Them Mode And What Can We Do To Make Their Enemie's Life In The House Worse.  Zach, however, has been quietly working on the G2S side, with a long talk with Dustin on his position in the pecking order. 

Here's a handy chart of the Week's Events at BB:

When are nominations, competitions, POV, etc?
Monday - POV Ceremony Luxury Competition(?)
Tuesday - POV competition and ceremony air on TV show
Wednesday - HG vote on Nominations for Eviction, HOH is lent digital camera and writes in online blog
Thursday - Live Eviction, Live HOH
Friday - Food Competition, Nomination Ceremony in the house
Saturday - PoV Contest in the house
Sunday - Nomination Ceremony Airs on TV show

Here's a question that I've always wondered and recently saw an answer to:

Why does Big Brother always tell the House Guests to 'Please stop singing?'

Answer:  Copyright Laws.  They don't want to pay for the Guest's singing or otherwise get in legal trouble for them singing. 

There was a Food Comp today.  Seems Dick gave a Slop Pass to Jen (that he later wishes he had given to his daughter) So, Dick, Daniele and Dustin are on slop (from a forum posting) and Daniele and Dick HAVE BEEN NOMINATED.

The Big Drama moment came last night, during After Hours, when Dick got into it with both Amber and Jameka.  It was quite a fight!  Mostly over Dick saying how UnChristian Jameka and Amber were (how hypocritical).  They fought back with ... well, less than a turn of the cheek attitude.  It was basically just a shout match and pretty much juvenile on all parties parts.  Jameka was particularly grating, using stupid statements to shout over what ED was saying (often making little sense in the process).  Again, it was just sad to see played out.  It was building up between Dick & Jameka and tonight it went Volcanic.  I doubt we will see this occur again.  Dick will be gone after this week, unless it just goes insane like last week when it was No Way Eric is going to Eric is Sooo Screwed Due To Amber's Outburst To OMG! Eric Wasn't Tossed Out??? WTF???  So, with Dick presumed going, going, gone... he's doing whatever he can to improve his daughter's chances.  Right now (as we morph into 'real time' After Dark I've been listening to Dani and Zach talk game.  Dick just joined the party...Let's listen in, shall we?

 

 

 

Zach tells Dick that Eric came up  to him today and ask him what he thought of putting Dustin up against Dick.  Unbeknownst to them this is because Eric is America's Rat and has the task of putting Dustin on the Block (given America's Fickle Attitudes and General Fear of Homosexuals, are we surprised?)  The D&D Alliance (such as it is) thinks this was some dumb 'ploy' on Eric's part, even as a test to see if it will come back to the G2S Alliance through a Dick Rant.  Basically their not seeing what we see, that Eric is a Robot of the Lowest Common Denominator (Most Votes) and it really messes with EVERYONE'S Tactics.  I am hoping that Future BB's do NOT use this stupid America's Snitch tactic (since it's out there, I suppose it will be suspected each year). 

Well, I got distracted from writing the blog on the hamsters and didn't continue with the stram of consciousness last night... oh well.  Not much else that I recall from the After Hours show was really important.  No major blowups of the Evel variety.  Just a lot of talking (and spitting)... Dani & Evel Dad practiced a lot of croquet (with Dani being her usual bitchy self).  Very little was of importance tonight, since things are pretty well set in stone (Dani and Dick up - Dick is more than guaranteed to go). 

Week 6 - Day 2

Later the next day ...

I checked the JokerUpdates and it was quite a 'morning' in the house.  Dick got up and went after Dustin (mainly) getting Pots and Pans and banging them over his head while hollering at him and demeaning him totally.  Anyone else that even looked his way got an Earful too.  Here's some snippets:

 

 

 

Dick banging pans over Dustin's head yelllng "wake up you little weenie"

Evel: Your not goin to bed motherf**er, youre my b*tch today. gonna fu*k you in the a** until u bleed, and ur gonna like it, and ask for more!!

Evel to amber: Americas top model??? Are you on Drugs??... OH WAIT!! You are!!!

Dick: You look like a dyke with that hair do! You tell me you're worried...
about what your daughter sees but you're pointing at people's dicks talking about bloody balls! You're a loser! Mother of the year baby, mother of the year!

Dick -you are such a loyal friend you piece of dog sh*t loyal to noone but yourself
want some gonorrhea on that toothbrush? it might make ya more con
this is your new wake up call of many more to come non f in stop do ya hear me...
a little deeper ( with the toothbrush) you might like that!

Dick just went to the camera and said..God that felt good, it was kind of liberating! Then he puts on his sunglasses and burps.

Dick "Good morning mother fecker Eric, looking for your medication?"

Dick apologizing to Zach for waking him up. Zach said that was okay, he was awake anyway.
Now Dick walks by Amber and says...Good morning B!tch..She'd do it for a dollar. Then he says, and so has Dustin, he'd do plenty for a dollar, so he could buy some new v-neck shirts that all look the same.

Dick yelling a prayer as Jameka! It said:
I come to you as a humble servant today and I ask that you grant me the magic ping pong ball! For my salvation in this game! Please Lord! Help Jameka pick the Magic ping pong ball and she will save me! As she promised from the beginning!

LET'S ALL PRAY!

HEAVENLY FATHER! PLEASE grant me the magic ping pong ball and help him with his salvation! thank you lord! AMEN!! AMEN!! OWWWW!!!

HALLELULLAH! (sp?) LET'S DANCE AND SPEAK IN TONGUES!

DIck talking smack right up in Dustin's face as Du washes dishes
FUN FUN FUN, sweetie!

No big smiles today for me? none? that i could wipe off your face with 5000 or barbados? ONE BAG PACKED, MFFER!
Nobody ever forgets betrayal like that. NOBODY!

(clapping) YAY!!! Princess won! have a nice trip!

By the way, you do that stupid mouth thing as much as Jen does that weird eye thing. Is something missing?

Clapping again----whoo hooo! very nice parting gifts.

(Amber walks up) THERE SHE IS! Mother of the earth! See her live at Ceasar's Palace.

(To dustin) Good morning sweetheart. How did you sleep? I saw you kind of jerk, because you are a jerk? or because you were jerking off? Good morning, doucebag. (Loud burp)

Not gonna quiiiit!! ever!!! never ever ever.
(Amber back in kitchen he goes after her)
THERE SHE IS! America's second sweetheart! DIdn't you say you wanted to be on Top Model? You have to be the UGLIEST bitch ever in the house. You and Nakomis. You are a tweaker mom high with her kid. WHOOO! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!! No figure at all.
She only does tweak so she can earn more money for her daauuuuggghter!! (fake cries) tweaker's always late!! (fake sobbing!)

I hope that you teach your daughter better than your mother taught you.

I PROMISE on the LIFE OF YOUR DAUGHTER! I am going to make you SO miserable every F'n day that you are going to regret ever seeing me, you f'n c*nt. PULL UP A SEAT! I've seen trannies hotter than you! That's thaaaaaaaaat!!!

how many times WERE YOU high in front of your daughter? Were you ever NOT high? Did you drive her when you were high? did you? did she ever find your stash? i bet she did, didn't she?
You are a lying sack of sh*t.

Here's Jameka!!

Dick: HALLELUAH! LET'S PRAY!! (jameka takes amber away)
YES JAMEKA YOU SAVE HER!! WHOO HOO! SAVE HER SOUL JAMEKA!! GET that magic ping pong ball!!!

 

  ... and so went the Hamster's morning.   Later they held their Food Comp, which we get an idea from what's been said is about Eating/Drinking Horrible Stuff along with something to do with Croquet.  We will see this Competition tomorrow (Sunday).  SPOILER:  Evel Dick won it.  Strategy Point:  Dick will more than probably use it to save his daughter, Daniele.  There's some bravado on Dustin's part to have Jessica put him up (which, luckily enough will help in Eric's AP Task of getting Dustin Nominated.  Go figure.)  Who Jessica will put up is about the only unknown this week. And even there it's not expected to make a difference.  Dick is going home (well, to the Sequester House at any rate).  Zach made a good point the other day to Dustin that in sequester will be (probably) Dick, Dani, Jen and Himself... so the final 2 are at their mercy (4 votes out of the 7 in the Jury).  To me it's a shame that the Power Players (Dick, Dustin, Eric primarily) probably won't actually make it to the Final 2 or are doomed to loose if they do since it depends on their fellow houseguest's vote in the end. It's quite likely we will see Amber and Jameka in the Final 2, which are the worst players in the house in my humble opinion.

Oh yeah, Dani posted her Outgoing HOH Blog on the Official Site.  Interestingly enough she didn't even say a word to her BF, but had loads for Nick.  I think the die is cast folks! The die is cast.

Tonight's After Dark was a glimpse of what we have to 'look forward to' after Dick is out of the house.  B-O-R-I-N-G!  It was 80 percent Jama and Amber talking (basically this wasn't much to write home about - or to blog about for that matter, sigh).  The other 20 percent was Beer Pong.  Apparently Eric lost and has to wear short shorts and other mean nasty things.  Dick was subdued at the counter most of the night.  Very little depth tonight or fireworks.  Tomorrow we will see the contest they are refering to during the show (that Dick won POV on)... or possibly Tuesday?  At any rate it was somewhat sickening to see Dani playing (Beer Pong) with the Goody Alliance... a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do I suppose.  After Dark Synchronicity Oddity of the Night:  Jameka talking to Amber about the color of her kin (real dark, dark, lighter, etc) Amber asks about her niece 'is she light?' Jameka says ' mm mm she's a little brown sugar thing'  ... IMMEDIATE cut to the Kitchen where Dustin says 'No brown sugar either' ... wow... how strange. 

 

Brown Sugar Lyrics

Week 6 - Day 3

You may have noticed I've changed the posting method - now I'm just adding onto the bottom for a week and then starting a new Week's Post.  There ya go! 

I don't see hardly anything worth talking about today.  The air's out of the tires with Dick a forgone conclusion.  I listened the G2S (Goody 2 Shoe's) "Nerd Herd 2" Meeting Tonight - the BIG News (pfft) is that Dustin wishy washed on getting put up when Dick pulls his Daughter down (expectedly).  Amber and Jam valiantly offered to go up (ooOoo). Ok, even Bigger News is that Dustin finally figured out that Evel Dick has stolen his Robe and Tattoos (?) Dustin has paint on tats?  Yeah, that's gay.  Even Evel is wondering what the heck THEY are doing up there.  Nothing to decide he says... Jen or Zach goes up.   

An interesting theory of how Dick (and Daniele) might end up saved this week IF Dustin goes up.  The potential residing in the fact that Eric is America's Tool.   That was almost happening...but now Dusty is waffling.  Now he's saying don't put me up because it's not a Noble Thing.  Amber is telling him that he should follow through.  Dustin seems to realize he can't rely on Eric's vote (little does he know, lol).  By the way, Eric is supposed to be giving someone the silent treatment... I wonder who he picked.  Came across this interesting post on the expected E.D. Eviction (will it be good or bad entertainment value?) 

Since Jessica Hughbanks  is HOH, I thought I'd toss some pics of her in:

(she cheerleads for Wichita Thunder Hockey Team)

also for Wichita Wild Dance Team (Wild Things) - Indoor Football

a nice moment...

I wonder if Jess knows where Mulvane is, hmm. (my old school)

Week 6 - Day 4

Ok, as expected Dick, who won POV, saved his Daughter, Dani.  Jess put up Dustin.

A potential does exist that Dick will stay (especially if Eric is made to vote out Dustin!)

It depends on: Zach and Jen and Dani voting to keep him (and Eric being forced to vote to keep them by Masochistic America).  That would be too cool, in my humble opinion... it would really upset the apple cart of the Goodies (The Good People Alliance as they have taken to calling themselves ... yeah, wha'eva). Oops, I'm letting my opinions show, but it's primarily because I just cannot stand Amber and Jameka's Holy Warrior Thing (as well as just about anything Amber, lol).  Dustin is just herding these sheep until it's time to fleece them is what I see.  Yesterday's Jokers were primarily about Dustin working towards NOT being up on the block (Oh Brave Boy!) I think he saw the potential that existed.  But in order to not appear a complete weenie he agreed to go up if Dick saved Dani, othewise it was to be Jen vs Dani on the block.  I can understand his nervousness, given that Eric's vote is actually the Mass Vote of America so things just don't necessary work out logically and there's a paper trail by now, lol.  I think Jess has run a good 'fun' HOH, but she's been a bit too nice a hostess.  Jameka and Amber have made camp up there (along with Dustin).  Oh, I was right, America does hate Eric and has given him his punishment this week - His task this week was to give someone the cold shoulder (which we found out was for 12 hours).  He was told the subject is... wait for it... Jessica.  Our boy went with a 'I'm sick and the medics said it might be the flu - as his excuse.  Which, I read on Joker's was NOT believed by Jessica, lol... from Jokers: Before the trivia, Jess was upstairs alone and said to herself, "He has deals with both of them." "The medic told him my ass." (referring to Jen and Zach I believe).  There's a couple of hours till the After Dark Show, not a whole lot else going on.  Till then...

I am soooo sick of Beer Pong.  I cannot tell you how much.  The entire After Dark Show has devolved into this moronic game.  It's especially ingratiating because we never see these 'Prizes' (booty shorts or other losses if they loose).  Not that we would be all that interested in the 'Prizes'.  God it just goes on and on ... I know they're bored, but do they have to be boring as well?  Beer Pong should be Banned by Big Brother! Funny that Jessica was born the year after 1984 (when Big Brother, the book, is set).  Please, please BB, make this game go away!

Other discussions (now that Beer Pong is over!) something about a Cake today (Dani/Dick talking).  It was a special cake it seems.  I know Dani had a BDay coming.  I guess that was it.  Considering that Dick might be gone before her actual BDay (conjecture here!) - maybe that is why it came today.  Dick and Zach are discussing strategy in getting Eric and Jessica to vote for Dick.  Well, it might work.  Little do our little rodents realize that Eric is a Rigged Vote (which I believe will be anti-Dustin).  They only need to sway Jessica for this plan to work.   

Week 6 - Day 5

 

 Prelude to After Dark:  Watched the Tuesday Show.  Here we see Dick win the Veto as well as the suspected, and touching, moment he took his daughter, Dani, off the block.  The comp was Great TV... where on the last Croquet Shot Dick pulled it out and won the competition (over his nemesis, Dustin).  There was some neat moments in seeing Evel's Wrath (pot banging and such).  They really had to bleep/edit all this out from what I've seen off Hamster Tubes and such. 

The JokerUpdates for today were pretty bland ... not much really going on... some interplay with Dick/Zach towards Jessica/Eric, but nothing I could find was definitive.  The only other interesting, if you want to think so, was Eric streaked.  Apparently he is well hung, lol.  Apparently Jessica and Zach have a 'date' tonight (some Beer Pong Wager perhaps?)  It seems not much was changed today in regards to the votes.  Jess is still a major swing vote, Jen needs to get on board for Dick to have a chance (I think) and Zach could, in reality, swing the other way, voting ED out.  Very iffy on Dick staying. 

As After Dark begins it's dinner time (which is a constant for the house when AD begins we find the HG's getting ready for dinner).  Zach has on a 'dress shirt', Jess is made up quite nice (and showing lots of cleavage, lol).  Zach is intent on special dinner preparations... spaghetti as it turns out...  eventually Zach brings the two filled plates out to the little table outside where Jess and Dick are talking.  There's a couple of glasses of beer on the table and some beer cans.  We also get a look at the Cake as Amber pigs out (Daniele's BDay cake?)  Cake is from Viktor Benes, for what it's worth.  Prior to all this there was a brief meeting with the Goodies (Good People Alliance or Goody Two Shoe Alliance, take your pick)... they pretty well firmed up on what they have decided: Dick must Die (be voted out). 

Zach and Jess eating their Date Meal.  Talking some strategies.  Jess looks very beautiful tonight, imho.  Eric and Dustin having in depth discussion on their Farewell Speeches (to Dick).  Amazingly BB doesn't chide them about it (they are going into a LOT of detail!) Good time to get this posted for any Zenny Fan out there waiting for 'the latest'...lol.  And the rest was boring old Beer Pong for the most part.  That's a wrap.

Week 6 - Day 6

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is no little enemy.

What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

Fish and Visitors stink after 3 days.

A Snitch in Time saves 9.

3 people can keep a secret if 2 of them are dead.

= 013932, or something. 

WTF?  Well, it's the Midget Mad Hatter. (pardon, Little Person Mad Hatter) going on and on with these these 'clues' (which are famous sayings by Ben Franklin, Mark Twain and Abe Lincoln (I think).  So, this mini-mick jagger was what the HG's woke up to this morning (Zach was the first to see him).  Here's the link to HamsterWatch to view the series of Tubes on this turn of events. (Intruder in the House 1-9)

 

 

Eventually (!) The HG's were corralled to the Back Yard where they were treated to Barbershop Quartet and a Pirate looking guy on Stilts.  When they do go outside the BB says: Big Brother then announces "Houseguests, it's 12:46 and 47 seconds."  The Quartet starts singing 'Let's Dance Honey Baby' (I think that's the title, wasn't able to find lyrics online however). 

 

And from the Pirate we hear (a few times):

"It is not enough to succeed.
Others must fail.
And after all, what is a lie but the truth in masquerade.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Gentlemen, another one."

The Quartet sings 'I'm just wild about Harry'

 

Back in the house the HG's find that there are 2 white rabbits with playing cards around their necks in a cage as well as 4 different colored Veto Symbols in the cage with them. Dani looked the happiest I've ever seen her, lol.

 

 

 

Finally, we have the Mime Dude.  He made some Rodan 'The Thinker' moves, A Bow and Arrow Move and several 'I'm sad, I'm mad, I'm happy, etc' moves.  Slow motion in white.  Shrug. 

 

 

 

 

My take on all these shenanigans is that the guests will be asked details during the HOH Competition (such as what time did the clock face on the Mad Hatter say? (6:47 Jess and Dustin note later, remembering it's day 47 in the house - couldn't be a coincidence)  What songs did the Quartet sing?  What was the Pirate's speech?  etc.  memorization type things.  It will probably play out on the Thursday Live HOH game (and perhaps lead into the Veto Competition as well?)  There's some hints in there that there might be a double eviction, but they are vague and I'm not giving it all that much credence.  Oh, before I forget... got a laugh off one of forums where they were discussing the Airplane/Banners... and one guy said BB should install Anti Aircraft Missiles!  ==:> LMAO KABLAMO!

 

The other news is the potential Jessica/Eric and Dick/Daniel alliance (!) with Zach as middleman/floater.  This could (but quite possibly won't!) happen.  Dustin MIGHT get his crown handed to him (and I think it would be the sweetest game play in BB history if it happens!)  But ... it depends... on voters doing as they say.  Possibly even Jen might turn it, but it's like ... line up Zach, Dani and Eric to vote to keep Dick and get Jess to vote to keep him.  This could happen in a wierd automatic way ... if America makes Eric vote out Dustin, Zach votes to keep Dick (he really seems to want it to go that way as well, possibly because the other players are just ... blah, lol).  Dani will likely vote to keep Dick...so there you have the 3 votes, enough to guarantee a tie (if Jen votes Dick out, which I expect she will).  Tie goes to Jess and she, thinking, well that means Eric DID vote out Dustbunny and here's the moment ... votes to evict Dustin.  What a Twist!  The only downside is America will have to endure a week of:

The last thing I saw on Jokers before heading to bed was that Eric and Jess gave Dick & Dani the 'Head Nod' ... done deal?  If that came only from Eric then that's not a full slam dunk in my opinion.  Jess has waffled several times tonight in the After Dark What A Lark Discussions!  Will probably have a firm fix on things as the Live Show gets close tomorrow, STAY TUNED YA HAMSTER HEADS!

Week 6 - Day 7

King or Queen for a Day Robe... Free
Trip to Barbados... $5,000
Look on Dustin's Face as he hears the Vote to Evict him... Priceless!

 

Well, well... well.  To add salt to the wounds Daniele won HOH.  The Princess is Dead! Long Live The Princess!  You gotta know Dick feels really super right now.  I noticed that Big Bro did NOT have Eric declare he was America's Player to Dustin in the Buh Bye and Eat More Julie Chicken Speech.  (Since Dustin is going into Sequester as Jurist #1). 

The competition was, as expected, memory recall of the Mad Hatter & Company of the night before (some pretty stupid questions in my opinion).

Eric's task is the standard 'who should Eric get Nominated'.  Will America prove itself the Sadistic Monster it is and tell him to put up Jessica?  I'm hoping the Whamber Water Works gets America's Bill. 

Oh yeah, Jess posted her HOH Blog.  Boo Yah!

And I had a laugh at the Official BB Site's Episode title tonight: 

Shoe Salesman Booted Out

 

 

 Evel is as Evel Does!