Being a Stream of Consciousness Blog on the Hamsters of Big Brother 8, primarily exercised by writing down my impressions during the Showtime After Dark Episodes as well as clues and such I surmise from a network of links on Big Brother 8. 

Why?  Hey, I'd do that for a $1!

 

Aug 2 (Thursday)

What a bummer Mother Nature was to me today!  Around 3 this afternoon we had a Boom Boom Thunderstorm here and KaBlammm!  Lightning hit down the way, blew a transformer - The Electricity popped right back on... but Cable... noooo... it was blown out and it took till around 9 O'Clock tonight for it to get fixed.  Which meant I completely missed the Eviction (Of Nick).  Now waiting for the After Dark Feeds in about an hour.  From what I've figured off the FeedLinks, Nick out 7-2 (but NOT the 2 I expected (Dick & Dani).  Instead it was Zach and Eric (voting as America demanded - vote Kail out).  So, it would have been a lot closer (5-4) if Dick & Dani had voted 'right' and got Zach and ... luckily Eric.  If they had warped it a bit more they could have actually won (though I had doubts they could going into it - possibly if Jess had switched, but that would have taken some real work to get happening).  Anyway, seeya Nick... Shut The Fuck Up!

Hanging around (literally) in the Endurance Competition (as far as I know) is Kail, Jen and Dani. 

More to come in about 45 minutes... hang in there!

And we're live...

Dani is head of household.  That's going to be a Volcano!  Implies Jen & Kail up again. Although Kail might slide this week if there's someone else Dani has an Agenda against. My hope is Amber, lol.  Especially after seeing the (net) replay of tonight's show (remember my Cable was out ... but did see it via Net just now)... What Amber said to Nick was outright lies and for that reason The Crying Queen Gotta Go!  Dick is talking to her now.  Amber sides with Dick against Jen. Dick is saying he's holding his vote close this week no 'meetings'.  Dani is furious about something. 

Jameka and Dani talking.  This hints that Dani is thinking Zach & Jen (at least I think it does).  She knows Jama dislikes Zach and so work with her towards that goal (may be just seeing into it).  Talk of a Weasel (Eric - Unknown) still in the house, hehe.  It's the House Jameka, and I'm here to talk if you need anything... seriously (says Dani). Camera follows Jameka to where Amber is... Amber holding rag, boo hoo'd out.  Jama probes her a bit... feeling out her mood... gives up... goes to storage room...  everone descends on the Storage Room... Restocked.  There's Pizza... and snacks a plenty.  Those coming off Slop are most appreciative.  Zach has an Orgasm practically, lol.  Dick warns them this will go straight to Farts.  Jen looks at the Pizza.  Pizza looks at Jen (lol).  BooHooAmber changes clothes, drys her eyes for the millionth time... and heads to Kitchen... Talk of Dani winning because she's smallest, lightest... except for Eric (haha)... Crew settles into eating... small nips here and there... Op tells them close the pizza boxes, they block the camera...haha.  Nick picks the pepperoni off his slice.  Back to Amber ... perhaps in prayer?  in Little Bedroom.  Milk it Baby, lol... sorry, I just don't respect her at all. 

Dani cutting a slice... talk of the Droppings all over the place (in the pool, spa)... we're in for the night says Dick.  I decide to break the post off with this one ... tomorrow starts a new 'week' in the House (on Friday's following an Elimination).  This will keep the entries to a reasonable size as time goes by.  Basically it's a Weekly Recap Semi-Live Style.  Dick says he's done (eating).  Dani is tired.  Amber comes to the Table (finally)... Dick asks Dustin how he think he would do if he had been able to play.  Dustin thinks he would have done well.  Jess thought she was going to win.  Jen looks on.  Zach burps and is ina another sky blue dolphincrash tshirt.  note to self, google dolphincrash.  They all look super tired.  Dani is calculating stuff it seems.  Break. They are talking about what they thought up there while in the competition.  Jess thought of her home and her folks.  Seems everyone is being polite, just trying to not get in any arguments or anything.  Dustin asks if he can eat one his crusts (how gay is that?)  Cut to Kail blowing her nose... ugh.  Probably the Bird Crap, lol.  Zach asks her if she's ever showered naked (it was a harmless question cause she is getting ready to shower but is putting on a bathing suit).  Kail says she just can't bring herself to do that.  Cut to around the Table: Jen asks if there's ever been both up for 3 times or more (Jen & Kail)... what are the odds of that... Dustin says 'uh... pretty good...' big laffs.  Dick tells Dani "Their setting up your room... they should be done soon".  Amber looks lost in space. 

During a lull I'm looking for Net updates... From a JokerUpdate: 8:12pm: Daniele and Kail remain. Daniele swears Kail will not go home. Kail gets down. Daniele is HoH. Jen was indeed DQ’d for something it seems.

So, Kail has a promised week.  Good to know.  Can't wait to see the smack that Dick laid on Jen and Kail during the Comp.  Hamsterwatch should have that up soon.

Just got thru looking over the Hamster Watch on the Competition.  Seems Jen held the bar (or at least touched it)...which set Dick off on a Foul Call to BB.. which took us to the Blue Wave thing (while they sorted it out)...when it comes back, Jen is out and then we see Kail make agreement with Dani to stay, no matter what.  Dani agrees and Kail drops.  Yeas for the "Anti-Alliance Brigade' (my personal name for the Dick/Dani/Zach Alliance).  Back to the After Dark Feed... cleanup the Kitchen time... Dick eats another slice (doing what he told others on Slop not too - Gorging Himself. Zach asks about a non-abrasive product for his face.  Guess he has zits.  Zits for Zach, lol.  Amber just lies to Dustin by saying 'I haven't lied to one person yet'...HA HA! Eric is in DR.  Dustin says 'he' Eric(?) took his DQ personally.  Dustin says that when Dick was about Religion and God (during Competition)... Jameka was pissed. Commercial break.

Jess and Dani talking... in little bedroom.  some whispers i can't make out... Dustin comes in... Dustin starts to campaign for keeping himself in the house (dani kids him about it).  Kail comes in... and Dani asks if her shirt got stained.  Bruised Peaches tomorrow, lol (from Jess).  To Eric talking to Jama - He's propping himself up to her.  He did things for the group.  Dick pushes hard on Jen again (how phony she is).  Dick gets to the point: Don't take the Religion Talk too seriously.  Dick says that if more like him then the world would have less 'Jens' in it... he already has 3 hate pages up, and now has thousands probably.  Some statement about Gardners and Maid (by Jen)... was really telling.  Eric and Dusty have a meeting about stepping up the game with a meeting about that later... lol.  Cut to Kail/Jama/Jen talking about the Competition... how hard it was to stay on the pole, charley horse and all.  Now Slop talk.  Jama has learned so much from this house.  The God Question by Julie gets discussed as Off The Wall and caught Jameka off guard.  Jama just realizing how detailed they get that.  Jen says about Julie saying 'And Jen how does it feel to get Tea on your head.,..' ha ha. Zach and the Unicorn Girl Theory of Jess gets explained  a bit.  Very strange. Commercial Break.  Daniele is in DR.  Dick Jess Eric in the bedroom.  Dick says a Farts coming.  Jess says missed her farting.  haha.  Zach comes in.  Any time now we should see Dani's HOH (unless they not wanting to do it on After Dark time? I think). Eric makes a quick say about 'shark fin' (his haircut). Dick: Wanna apologize for pouring tea on her.  pfft.  others kick in response.  Peoples Icon (Tea Pour on Jen gif)... I could make that and think i will, lol.

 Dani comes and says 'Look at my HOH Room'...yeah...  She makes a short, bad speech.  Defintely flunked speech class, haha.  Talk of the Pics: Her Dog, Her BF, her friend... Jump into the Basket and look at the stash.  Letter is from everybody... Her BF, her granny and all her friends... mention of the book in the picture is 'Writing with Phonics 2!" by Jama (haha)... Dani telling a story (badly)... hard to tell what it's about.. Dick picks it up... and runs with the joke a bit... Dick says 'No Death Chair' (HOH Chair gone?) 

Here's a link to Outgoing HOH Dustin's HOH BLOG. 

Talk of Dani's HOH Rules: She sleeps alone tonight she says.  Talk of her friend Lindsey (and her BF Deagan).  Dustin makes a move to leave her in peace awhile.  Others head off too... Commercial break...

Some talk/whispers to Dani with Dick.  Dick is telling her to point it at Eric as why Nick was ejected.  Dick points out that Eric was only one to support Nick.  Dani sees thru Amber and is suspicious of her.  He talks about the Bible Totting Assholes and how dishonest they are.  Hugs and did good Daddy.  Jess is skittish about Eric now according to Dani.  She feels she and Jess will get close.  More suspicion on Eric by Dick.  Dani says it will be dealt with.  Amber fell fast.  Dick says she didn't throw competition.  Ok, we learn that Jen came down on her own (but would have been disqualified) Dick really hates her.  Dick says goodnite honey.

Down to the Kitchen with the rest of the House with Dick.  Round Table Cam.  Eric talks about getting Motion Sickness real easy (but was able to hang in this competition).  And failed out of the Mushroom Toss.  Eric comes over to talk/whisper with Dick.  Talk of the Conspiracy Theories (by Eric).  Eric pushes it towards Amber... as a possibility.  Dick has this intense stare on while talking to Eric (he doesn't trust anything he's saying)... Eric pushes to keep on track (against Jen mainly).  Dick pissed and walks away from it (pissed at house in general).  Eric ... wanders back to the conversations... Back Yard Open.  Yippee.  Dick whispers to Jess, goes outside (smokes finally.  Says, God this games fucked up, fucked up!)  Talks to Jama about the Washer/Dryer setup.  He's visisbly shaken about things.  He comes to talk to the Cam:  He's pissed at Eric.  "I knew he was lying.  I knew that M.F. was lying. "  Spits all over the yard.  (of course he doesn't know it's because 'America's Player' is being Puppeted to do it!)   'he sees things from a different perspective than I do... of course he sees things from a different perspective ... that Muther Fucker!' Out comes Jessica.  He tells her that she and Dani and them need to have a talk soon.  Jess is furious too. Day when Eric was making breakfast.  Noticed he 'Yawned' and said he was sleeping (but couldn't have been)... Jama come out.  Cut to Eric talking to Dani who's packing to take her stuff up to HOH.  Eric is feeling the heat (about the ulterior motives) tries to laff it off.  Nervous Breakdown time he jokes.  Cam watches Dani pack for quite awhile.  Break.

Jen & Dani in Kitchen.  In comes Eric.  Dani joins him outside.  Dani talks about her letters.  Eric and Amber in Hammock of Lies.  Eric recalls his voting history and such and being honest and all that... then launches into 'how America should vote to keep in'... which is just bizarre... Amber talks of the potentials of DR talk... Eric summarizes how he sees that Dick sees things (which is weak, but hits on things)... Defends that 'there's no liars' there's other crap, but lying...no.  Eric settles on 'It was probably Jen' Eric says Nick was a player, but was true to himself about Daniele.  Eric says something about the speech...Nick's speech I assume.  Awkward.  Yup.  Smackdown on Jen some.  The question being on everyone's mind...who will Dani put up.  Eric says he will fight to the death what he believes in.  I guess it's failing the competition bravado talk.  Eric can't take Dick anymore.  How it's so important to Dick, too much so.  Cut to Kail for a second.  Hear Dick say 'Fucking knew it'.  And back to Amber/Eric ...Amber calls ED a Psychopath.  Yup, yup.  Can't take him long run (could sit for 3 hours and have a drink with him... but he's a fucking timebomb). More Dick smacktalk... out comes Jen with Big Cookies.  And leaves.  My own thoughts are what exactly Dick will Home in on his 'I Fucking Knew It' ... what does he see as the definitive reason that Eric is lying?  What proves it (for him).  Nice Turing test, lol. Eric and Amber says whenever Dick or Dani up, they go home.  Support talk.  Amber has been miserable.  Eric says he's been thinking of Home.  Amber speaks of Dani saying they've grown apart and Amber was Dani's only friend besides Nick and now (before her HOH) ...well, we should work together and lie to me... END SHOW.

Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, and then the different branches of arithmetic -- Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. ~ The Mock Turtle

 

 

 

Aug 1 (Wednesday)

  

In the sitting room Jess is holding court with her rendition of Jr. High School Chess Dance.  She matches up pieces, red and blue rabbits, mad hatters with the queen, etc to give us a fascinating glimpse into social strata of the marginally mature.  Dustin elaborates with an ecstasy laced tale of japanese prom decor.  And so it goes... Dani tells them all to shutup, seriously! not.

Meanwhile in the kitchen sits Dick at the Throne Bar & Grill with buddies Nick and Zach, obviously the Bad Boys that they are.  Smack talk coming down on the NFL, Kobe and his Date Rape Basketballs, and other masculine laced testosterone  one upmanship.  Oh my.  Dick herds them along, even getting the overhead camera into the act.  A Jen slur and something about the Tea Party Massacre is being discussed at one point.  Something with a notebook that Nick is holding.  Not sure what, but there's some Tea Talk.  Dick would do Paris (Hilton). 

back to the chessboard, with Jess & Dustin still playing Social Chess Dancing. Good time for a Commercial.

When we return it's HOH Bedtime stories with Jama and Amber... hamster treadmill talk... squat talk... water and lemonaid, no soda.  mm mm mm.  Amber wants the week over - don't want to see Nick go, but as it must be... nobody has discussed among themselves much about Nicks.  Amber starts to tell her Diary Room Talk to Nick ... BB SHOUTS AT THEM OVER THAT.  Jama asks if they going 24/7 (?) ... Possible talk of tomorrow's competition.  They're setting up (or cleaning the smell area by the couch sez Jama - apparently the Crew is doing stuff in the back yard... Amber says ED won't do good tomorrow because he can't smoke (smoking is outside only apparently) ... Jama says he (Dick) creeps her out, he looks like a Snake to her.. and the smacktalkin' get serious on Dick and Dani (Jama really blasts into Dani)... They are both so negative (oh aren't they?)... Amber says Dustin told Amber he wants to keep Kail around ... Amber thus strengthening bonds towards her and Kail (?) ... kinda gets fuzzy wuzzy over Kail & Amber... talk of Amber's Crying Game (hehe).  The Alliance lines are starting to get drawn a bit clearer.  Even talk of bringing Jen on their side.  Unfortunately it's mainly Amber pushing her views for the most part and their all over the place without a lot of direction.  In other words, 'blah blah blah'... mm hmm. mm hmm. mm hmm.  Talk of what to do if one's up on the block... lot's of 'potentials' explored.  Some downgrades on Eric (and Jess?)... Amber tells how Dustin is still asking her to forgive her for the Veto Competition (where Dustin bought into the prizes, etc) some talk of Zach telling her this drunk in the Kitchen or something... Dani to the Diary Room ... Dustin comes in... Jama goes to Rest Room, Dustin whispers (too low for us to know what)... to Amber... flush... Amber: "she said that?" Laughter between them.  Cut to the Sitting Room.  Eric / Kail/ Jen/ Amber ... not much... back to the HOH.  Dustin and Jama talking... Diary Room Goodbyes (potentials).  Dustin says he told Kail: Crossyeyed, Well, you're not going home this week, so here's your non-goodbye.  He goes into the Split coming ... get Evil & Dani out.  Jama agrees 'they the top 2'.  'Can't stand ED'.  Amber can't be around ED.  I Can't With Him!  Mm hmm. yeah.  Jama asks 'who's your top 3 to go' ... Dustin answers: Zach, Danielle (just because she's a lot more fierce than Evil... then I'm not sure Evil or Jen... probably Jen... cause if Daniele is gone Evil would be a different person (he would calm down).  Amber wants to keep Jen around as long as Dick is around.  Amber feels she has a big influence on Jen.  Amber says she "knows" Jen will vote against Nick.  Amber flashbacks to conversation with Nick about the Vote against Mike... which gets all flustery and blah blah blah... AMBER: PLEASE TREAT YOUR MICROPHONE WITH SOME RESPECT! (hehehe)...  Commercial break...

and back to Amber... thinks she has ??? in her backpocket.  Smacktalk from Amber on Dani ... Dustin says some things about the Tea Party Incident.  Amber says that was so rude and Dick has some growing up to do, that he won't.  Talk of Daniele's self-centerness.  Dustin: Worse Case Scenario on Tomorrow's HOH Competition: Dick, Danielle or Zach get it.  Worst case: Zach get's it.  Amber says 'Worst case (for her) Dick gets it.  And his last HOH and how that come down.  Jama pushes on with glad you got your relationship back together (Dick & Dani) now ... get the flock out.  Dustin chimes in.  They check out the Video Monitor: Dick & Zack.  Discussion of Dick is 'working' Zack (slightly different views).  Talk of how it would be stupid if Zack was to get HOH for him to put up Jama (with Dustin saying 'No One' would vote Jama off).  Then talk of Zack wants Dick/Dani or Kail/Jen groups broke up.  Speculative talk. No inkling of what tomorrow's competition is.  It might be elaborate.  Was Humpty Dumpty part of Alice in Wonderland? (it was but they aren't realizing it, it's an old nursery rhyme that Carrol references in Alice).  ... and off to the Sitting woom with Jen on couch telling a tale about keys... and back to Dustin... happy thats Eric is here... supportive talk on Eric.  Jama says he's good people and Dustin says 'Marry me Eric'... pfft.  Dustin goes to take a Dump.  Jama says they gonna have to do something to liven things up... on Showtime... I mean, look, we just laying here ... hours on end... (yeah, you're right Jameka, it IS boring, lol).  Amber goes on about the Spiderweb Challenge of Last Year ... the 'elements' etc...

Amber asks 'So, Showtime is like a Channel, right? 9 to midnite?' Jama says 'uh huh...' ... unless they do some editing Jama says (they don't)... it's got to be soooo boring...!  I mean, we're like little mice (hamsters, darlin)... oooh here's the beer... eee eee eee... yeah, we know, haha.... then some math problem that comes out 6 2 (votes for/against on Nick). Back to why the vote was off last week (Eric's America Vote!)... but they point towards Dani...then Jen... (and how Jen played 'Safety' on the POV...throwing it to make Jama use her Religious views)... Dustin tells of Kail's talk on Jen and the POV... saying he didn't see that coming... They watch Eric and Jessica come upstairs... Eric talks about 'License to Wed' (?)... cut to ED playing hide hide from the Camera's (you bastard!)... back to the HOH room... yack yack.. to the Kitchen/Dick, Zach... Dick is feeling a bit nicotined out... antsy... cause he can't go outside... Jen trys some talk about Tea to Dick... but walks away... Dick is gonna cause some kind of trouble... goes to the shower... didn't do anything that I can tell.  comes back to kitchen...dumps this shit (slop)...'says ... comes out the same way'... Jen asks before or after midnite (something)... Dick has no idea.  And HOH with 4 in a Bed... (Jama, Jess, Eric, Amber) and Dustin and (now) Zach... talking about the lyrics on a song... cut to commercial...

Zach leaves... Dustin puts on  shirt (De Paul)... Dick's shirt is new Red TShirt says: 'MEAT' Dick talks to Cam about getting Coke - thinks the come back is 'No' and laffs...

Who else can we talk shit about? Zach says 'Meat eaters'... Dick says that don't bother him, he eats meat... Dustin comes down... to the HOH... Jen talking Banana for breakfast for Eric ... then eggs... uhmm.. ok.  to Nick and Dani staring at each other... back to HOH... Talk of when Jen's hair will reach the Time to Dye it Black again.  Jen is 'worried' Dick on Slop and No Smoke is pretty volatile, lol.  The Spraying Game is old among them (Dick's Tricks).  Jen says 'Possibly Mustard' (to Eric, lol)... Jen plots to go check for Spray Boobytraps... Wheee... Eric talks down Jen (getting fatter and such)... Jama disagrees... Kail got a tummy tuck says Jama... gossipy... they watching the Monitor... Jama heads down for some reason... Jess says 'too bad it doesn't have sound (the HOH Monitor)... Eric says 'but if it had sound no one would speak'... Eric says how he can't stand 'him' (meaning Dick I assume) and that 'he' knows it eric thinks... and then he launches into Kail.  He can't stand her.  Amber says her laugh annoys her (two facey).  Jess does a lot of agreeing... Eric says Amber is rubbing it on his Junk America (her microphone). 

Jama returns with a Hair tye (of Jess?) and tells that Dick got squirted by Jen (from his own trap - that he yells at Jen... cut to Dick talking in Kitchen to Zach, Jen cleaning up ... Some end of story they laffing about (not Jenbot of course).  Cut back to Eric talkng about his (Evil Dick's) rudeness, smoking... and more with the others plotting that Dick won't go much further... Jama saying she wants ED or Danielle to leave. Eric does some support of Jen's smack talk on Dani. 

Zach talking to Nick/Dani ... in comes ED.  (which is pretty much the Anti-Alliance at this point)...  

The Cock Blocking Alliance (as the HOH members just call themselves)... Jama drops that we got a good thing going here... don't mess it up... (again, this is all just burndown time towards tomorrow's eviction/new HOH competition will start a new round of Tension).  Eric speaks of 'beating a dead horse' on all the whispers and such.  He can't do that any more...

cut to The Anti's ... Dick has put on Jessica's Bra and it looks like they are going to have some fun with girl clothes, talk of Showtime folks want their money back.  Zach has a top on (of Jess) that ties in the back... He heads off... Commercial break...

Zach is in a Red TShirt, back with Nick and Dani.  Dick comes in with a Flour Bomb and hits Zach/gets all over his clothes.   Zach blocks the little rabbit door with bed so ED can't get in with his Flour Bombs.  They are fighting at the little door.  ED makes a hole by one of the Camera's but can't get through.  The room is a real wreck.  ED returns tossing Pita Bread.  Zach says he's not going to do anything with a $25,000 camera at risk. ED comes back with more stuff to throw.  Jen asks 'are you Boys having fun?'  tells him she's making banana bread that she can't eat.  asks are you destroying the house?  he says, no, just the room.  They call a Truce. 

Jama enlists Eric to 'go investigate'... discussion if Eric should toss something at them... no find out whats what says Jama.  ED Cookie Attacks a Bed.  Opens a box of noodles and powders Zach's Bed.  Zach and Eric comes in. Eric says Jameka sent him to look.  Zach keeps trying to check out his bed, ED keeps him at bay. Zach says he's not gonna retaliate... just go clean it up (and then says he's going to take a crap on his head when he's sleeping)... Ah well, Boys will be boys...

Jameka and Kail make a Point of Appearance.  ED cleans up some.  Cut to Kitchen with some smart talk among the others... (Eric: anyone want noodles?)  Dick and Zach come into Kitchen, Zach starts to clean his jacket.  ... Dick apologizes... commercial break.  Zach/Nick/Dani talk helping Zach getting Revenge (Zach saying he wish he could get the Freon Tube out to freeze his ear)... To ED giving a bit of a rundown to the group.  ED goes and talks to Zach again... Then back to Zach taking inventory to what he could use in revenge (i think).  Dustin starts to tell a story but Amber shoots it down.  Dick kinda explores that.  Amber wimps it off.  Jess makes a 'Waffle Time' comment... meaning?  Jama acts like Jess's Mom... and She's not allowed to go on a Date!... Especially with her brother... oo, that's odd for Eric.  Dustin pulls out some of the Roses at the front door in a mocking of Mike's Departure.  Jama tells the tale of how they actually all put them back into the Vase afterwards. 

They going to call Julie Chen 'Hey Babe' tomorrow...

Dick asks how was the Movie... (thinking he's talking of the HOH Monitor)... Jess talks of the other girls flirting with her date (Eric)... cut to Zach in Storage Room looking for Food Weaponry (?) He gets some sugar in ziplocks (I think)... comes to Kitchen, hiding the ziplocks from ED... others watching him (Dustin...wtf?)... He's going thru drawers looking for stuff... and Dustin asks about the 'flour escapade'... and he's making somethin with Olive Oil and ... stuff... Dustin asks what are you making?  Zach laffs, it's going to be good... something with tape... a strip of tape... only 10 minutes left.. will he deliver the 'bomb' on time?... Dana says 'good luck McGiver'... apparently it's itching powder... he's making in a jar with cloth stretched across it, taped up... Zach almost Fanatical with his Itch Bomb ... in goes some Pepper... Lots of it. Gets Tobasco and other spices... takes off with all of it (and Oil) to the Bathroom area... starts to pour it all into the Jar. Camera zooms in on it.  Cinnamon, Oil, Red Pepper.  Back to Kitchen... Dumps it all off in a drawer... comes back with the Concoction ... Gets Kleenex box, puts the jar in the empty Kleenex Box... Pulls it back out.. stirs it ... decides not to use Kleenex box. Takes concoction to the small bedroom (where Dick is)... Zach says there's something in here for you... (the Stuff)...and tells him it will be here for you ...when you're ready... and END SHOW.

 

 

 

Jul 31 (Tuesday) - Short and Sweet

I won't be doing a 'live' stream-write (?) of tonight's After Dark because I have a few things to do in the early morning the next day and the After Dark show doesn't end until around 2am CST.  It's no big deal since tonight we will 'see' the Veto Nomination on Regular Big Bro which we already "know" about. As well as  the resulting fireworks  between Dani/Jen/Dick - The Tea Party ... which was LAST NITE (see below/Shave my Hamster, please). 

I will get to tonight's 'transcript' via the magic of Tivo (well, Comcrap DVR, nm, sigh).  Look for it sometime tomorrow late afternoon!  I've looked over the Hamsterwatch ... not much there today yet - looks like a wrapup of last nite (same t-shirts, etc)... and they were all just playful stuff, no strategy shifts or anything.  Looks like Jessica is getting some Hamster Love of late, lol.

Might be a good time to leave a comment - maybe a 'Who I want to win' type (and why).   If I see something on the Feeds before I head to bed tonight I will post it, but look for the After Dark Transcript tomorrow afternoon (which I predict will be non-eventful since the drama has been drained with that Tea, lol). 

This was cute.

I do have to say that watching the Veto Competition tonight (after knowing the results priory via the feed clues) is still very entertaining... especially getting the Production Quality instead of feed (which I don't really get ... i'm not paying ... I wait for hamster youtube uploads). Little things like 'church music' playing while Jameka discusses the God Ball Incident.  That and just the general 'deja vu' feeling brought to life is quite an interesting effect.

America's Task for Eric (America's Player) is to have him vote off Kail or Nick.

UPDATE:  Yup, I was right.  No real news in last night's After Dark.  They all played a boring game called 'Purple Wall' (involving the Pictures on the Wall and Key Name matchings - don't ask).  Other than that there was a half hearted appeal by Nick to Amber in the Weight Room and at the last minute of the AD, Dick was telling Eric they had to out the Bible Belters (or words to that effect).  So, things were pretty set in stone last night that Nick was still the fall guy, with Dick and Dani pushing to keep Nick around somewhat (Dani was basically a basket case last night - sleeping with Nick throughout) Dick at one time last night did strategize with Nick on how Nick should present his case, to Amber especially,  So, the new AD starts up in a few minutes... and I look forward to more Hamster Antics. 

`Well, I should like to be a LITTLE larger, sir, if you wouldn't mind,' said Alice: `three inches is such a wretched height to be.'

`It is a very good height indeed!' said the Caterpillar angrily, rearing itself upright as it spoke (it was exactly three inches high).

`But I'm not used to it!' pleaded poor Alice in a piteous tone. And she thought of herself, `I wish the creatures wouldn't be so easily offended!'

`You'll get used to it in time,' said the Caterpillar; and it put the hookah into its mouth and began smoking again.

 

 

Jul 30 (Monday) Shave my Hamster, please...

 

Pre-After Dark Clues:  Hamsterwatch Update

So, what we figure out thru feed slip technology (ie youtube) is that Nick now is actually up on the block (the Veto Noms have happened and Jama did as promised with her God Ball - saved Jen and thus Dustin had 'no choice' but to put up Nick (actually he had several better options like putting up Evil Dickster or even following his original conscience and putting up Zach - but ... no, it's the strategic thing to do... so he does. Nick in THIS HAMSTERWATCH is a bit miffed that Daniele didn't clue him in ahead of time and has a whisper fight with her over it.  Then it's off to the Barber of Seville.  For some reason I've missed (I confess, I didn't see the first 2 weeks of BB8)... anyway, for some reason Nick is going skinhead/mohawk/Sangia on us.  Uhm... oook.  Probably something like 'if I go up on the block, I'll shave my head bet with ... Zack maybe?'  Dunno for sure... been scouting around to find out exactly why this haircut ritual is occurring, but oh well.  As you can see on Hamsterwatch there's a lot of head shaving and styling going on, but not really much more... 2 hours till the Showtime After Dark episode starts and we can get a clearer look at things.  Till then... business as usual (watching an old Doctor Who - City of Death DVD).

After Dark Time:  Opens with Dani and Jen arguing... bitch 2 bitch.  Daddy Dick tosses his barbs at Jen.  Jen defends herself (something to do with something Jen said about Daniele's and Nicks showmance I guess).  Nick goes Apeshit (and looks the part!) 

CUT TO: HOH room with Eric/Jess/Jama ... some talk about a VE (Voluntary Eviction) Jess says 'she' (Jen?) will stay till the end (spite)... Eric says he's uncool with Dustin being the 'goodguy' counselor type 'all of a sudden'... Cut to Jen going up stairs (after getting nowhere with Amber)... she goes to HOH and asks were they watching the Kitchen... then she's tells her side that it was all Dick interrupting her and Dani's discussion ... Jen says she might have to take it to BB Mgt.  Cut to... Taxi Driver Nicky... looking mighty strange ... saying he's going to bed (to Dani) ...but Dani gets up out of Hammock of Lies and walks into the house... follows Dani a bit ... then back to the Patio Couch with Zach/Nick/Dick ... Dick brags on using his bed location in his HOH nomination.

HOH room gets Kail (who's been in Diary for an hour or so) up to date on 'round 2' (Evel vs Jenbot)... Eric says that Nick went off slop ... fixed himself a burrito (cause what they gonna do to punish him?)... Jen heads to Diary room to get Dick in trouble with BB Mgt for all his abuse (including pouring Tea on her in this last rumble).

Camera settles on Zach & Dick at the Patio Couch... blah blah.  Z. does a 'between you and I' stab at Jameka about her 'faith vote' today ... 'You think' Evil keeps saying... Dick says 'you didn't hear this ... ' ... Jameka did it to put you on the block... Zach says he 'knew it', you just confirmed it'... Dick and Jess in Kitchen ... Dani goes outside... Dick tells Jess that he is gonna catch hell from Daniele cause he poured Tea on Jen.  He pitches for some minor support from Amber (totally agrees, yeah, right).  "I hate when I'm in trouble" snarls Dick on his way outside. 

Dick starts by telling Dani he's sorry.  Dani is really at the point she wants to go home.  Not having fun.  Miserable.  Big Baby.  Dick tells her not to give 'her' (Jen/Amber?) the satisfaction.  Damn, Daniele ... it is JUST A GAME! She keeps repeating 'What's the point, I just don't care'... Dick says that 'The point for him is being with her, she will come out of this so much stronger... ' Jammy makes an empty glass run... and...

commercial break...

and we're back to green nightvision... of Nick and Eric talking ... Nick saying hey, it's all cool ... and Eric saying it's like 'bad highschool' (agreed!)... that talk peters out... and Dani comes into Nick.. and she says something Amber told Dani or Nick told Amber or something Wamber ... Nick says he has the Flu and it's all Fucked Up...

Dick plays counselor with Amber... telling her that Dani is all messed up and why doesn't Amber try to be nice to her... Amber says she doesn't hate her.  It's a swirly back on Nick not getting told (by Amber) ... Dick swears Amber to secrecy to tell her that Dani told her she is sick of this place and wants to go home... Amber concedes to agree to be nice or something... Amber asks if Nick thought Dick wanted him out too... or does he think otherwise at this time.  Dick says he told Nick he wanted the Nom to stay the same but it was a group decision. 

Dick hammers on Jen some more... then it's a where were you / when Dani and Jen went at it (were you there when it started, etc?)... but that doesn't really go anywhere... Dick implores Amber to try again, Amber agrees... (hmm, Dick says Dani is a little girl (21 ... ok, not the 16 you said earlier, eh Dick? ok, maybe that was just a joke at the time)... Dick clarifies that Nick meant when he said 'You guys Fucked Up' that what he meant was 'you guys fucked up because you could have trusted me, etc)... Dick makes a small point that Kicking one of two on the block (now Kail) would be a better idea... out comes Dustin... and they all go into the Kitchen area... cut to Jen... talking to Kail... in HOH... Jem is making the point that she (or her friends) that she would never do (like Dani?) and go after a guy that had a boyfriend... and it's all whatever... whatever... talk of Showtime ... and Live Feed Talk ... (is your family watching) Kail says sure ...as much as they can.  Something Blue Bubbled it... Kail says her hubby is 'saying' 'come home' come home... hugs and such...  smile, nice moment.  Jenbot says something about worry.  Her family doesn't know enough about it to worry. Kail likes to think she's on top of it, level headed about it. 

Dick says to Jess (in Kitchen) that he's sure Jen will tattle on him to BB (again)...

Jess and Dick talking at the Patio... She decides to go get a drink... Dick on the couch, farting, belching and smoking... damn!  Finally, as Jess comes out... Dick gives 'us' (her) a lowdown on what happened... that Dani was telling Jen that she hasn't been my friend, etc and Jen said 'I've tried to be your friend'... a few more cuts on Jen then 'dumps my tea on her head'... Dick says Jen's been following him around, messing with his head... Jess says she don't think Jen has grounds and it's all a big to-do. 

Commercial break

Can it get any more He Spat/She Said?  Lol.  (I laugh cause one of the commercials is a fight commercial)... back to Jess/Dick ... more Jen put down.  Talk of it might end up being a record of same two up on the block week after week (Jen/Kail)... then talk of Zack will now be 'house bitch' ... which gets Jess saying that Zack said something down on Jen (I can't believe she said that... blah blah)... At least it's not Beer Pong night (again!) ... wonder if BB took away the beer?  Has Eric and Jess cooled?  Don't say anything... Dick tells Jess that Dani wants to quit.  (tsk tsk ... ok, defend her Dad!)... Out  comes Dustin ... who asks 'are you cool?' ... Dick says yeah... and tells his side that Jen instigated it ... lol.. Dick says 'it makes good tv... a few laughs.

More Ice Tea!  Kail talking with Nick... Nick says basically Dick was attacking Jen ... Nick says he told her to Get the Fuck out of here... just go... Kail (I guess talking about something Jen told her maybe?) Slow death?  (which must be a threat Dick laid on Jen)...  

Dusty clowns for the Cams... doing a secret agent roll (over the microphone)...

Talk of Zaching Someone .. Dustin: A) Enter a Situation where you know you're not wanted.  B) Leaving somebody in a situation where they might be vulnerable. Dick: And my favorite C: Going in somewhere and having everyone else leave.  'You've just got Zacked!".  That's Zacking. 

Cut to Jen / Kail HOH.  Guessing Nick: He got between Jen & Dick / Jen sees it differently/ Doesn't matter.  hmm.. whateva.  mmm hmmm. Jen/Kail spy on the guests thru the HOH Cam ... Cam follows Dick to a bedroom (rarely seen)... Round bed... Dick changes pants...'Showtime'... (but doesn't change his tear soaked t shirt?)

Cut to Jen on the Patio talking to Jess about the Urine smell (too much Chlorine). A bit  frosty with Dick and Jen in same 'space'...  Jen checks pool. Dick keeps basically quiet.  Hmm.. is Jen insinuating that Dick peed in the Hot Tub?  hehe. Dick puts more crap on Jen.  Calls her a horrible human being (among many, many hateful things).  Jen puts up a brave front.  Some bad banter between them.  The hate is palpable.  Jess is visibly shaken from the talk.. and wanders away in time.

Jen taunts him for his staring at her.  It's really bad theatre and it won't be coming out on the regular show folks, lol.  It's too ugly from two ugly people.  Jen starts coming down on him about him being the "King of the House".  Personally it's a bit too much to do about nothing... tempest in a tea cup (literally).

Jameka appears... and cut to commercial with her telling Dick that Nick has flu symptoms. 

and Zach comes as we come back... talk of some teas... earl gray.  Japanese Tea and Truffles.  and Snails... with Zach telling them about the Hawaii folk he stayed with... Sushi to die for.  And it's talk of an Octopus Garden...literally. Dick gets called into the Diary Room... Wha wha wha...  Eric comes out and homes in on Jess... Jen makes a joke of not Zaching Jess... it's a little awkward.  Jess spurs Hippo Dustin on ... to burn calories.  Dusty joins Jessy in the Hot Tub... with some love like a rose.  And out comes Eric to join the two in the tub.  Ear Wiggling.  No Beer. No Wine (immediately denied).  Jen grabs the cam with her bunched up leopard skin bikini... can I buy a vowel?  Dustin repeats a question from Jess addressed to Jen.. do they sing Christmas Carols in your part of town?

Cut to Nick/Dani in greenovision.  Nick going to give her any shirt she wants (but she has to wear it at least once a week - forget it!)... blah blah...wha'eva... back to the hottub... where Eric is talking of christmas songs... (Stop Singing! Dustin: Knock it off!) Seems Daniele is going to push to keep Nicky around... starting to see ways to have Nick stays/Kail goes... getting the votes... this could be interesting.  Daniele starts to point out ways to up his game.  Then it starts to fall apart and Nick gets a bit huffy (understandably cause he does feel bad... and she's being clingy).  Hey, what's wrong with you?  Hey?  Hey??? Jeez.  Hey...

Commercial break.

*** DUSTIN IS HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD * THE VETO CEREMONY WAS HELD TODAY * NICK AND DANIELLE ARE FIGHTING OVER TRUST ISSUES DICK IS ANGRY OVER JEN'S PERFORMANCE IN THE VETO COMPETITION *** (OFFICIAL ShoToo statements)...

Inane Tub Talk on some Celeb Name dropping (Real World). Switch to Survivor Name Dropping... god, do these folks just live this life or what? I'm serial!  Kail just looks sad... maybe it's dawning on her that Nick might not stick and she might get booted.

Zach goes into the room with Dani and Nick and they're talking who's doing what/where.  Zach feels them in about whats going on with Jen Talk... not the brightest crayon in the box says Zach.  Zach thinks Jen is a Lesbian and Nick says she's a Trans, laughs.  While Zach goes to the bathroom... Dani tells Nick how the Veto Vote was to go... and here comes Dick!  He tells them all is fine... no reprimands for the Tea Party.  He still has on the Snotty T Shirt, lol.  Dani does her nails...a  good sign.  She's got her spunk back a bit it seems. Nick comes back... Dick takes off... lights off to greenovision... more of 'you ok? yeah, you ok?'... and... off to the Hot Tub of Laughs. 

Dustin and Crew yacking yacking... apparently Kail got into the conversation, seems livened up some. Dick on the Patio Couch.  Eric tells Dick: Dick I may or may not be gay.  Showtime will find out tonight... Dick (are you asking me or telling me)... what epiphany brought you to this conclusion: Odd answer of leaving the Hot Tub 3 times is effecting him emotionally... stupid shit... he overtries sometimes, huh?  No hint of 'I'd do that for a dollar' that I've heard.  Dustin tells of a competition with his buddy to make out with as many girls as they could... giving 10 girls mono.  Eric says some line about now it's gonorrhea.  Eric is going to go for some Mohawkish look as well.  The Haircuts just keep on' comin.  Notices that Dustin has the Amber Mouth tonight (biting his own lips)... Jen talks a second about her slop pudding ... Zack tosses out ...'more cookies?'...

Commercial break. *Tivo'd thru*

Back with Evil ED Dick talking to ... Jameka and Amber in HOH... Talk of James in Season 6/7... Talk of him talking to Dani and Nick after the DR (Diary Room)... everything's cool... ED goes off on Jen...everything he can to get her out of here... Amber leaves... Jama asks why he poured Tea on Jen's head... Dick explains how it went down and how he's not in trouble (didn't cross any lines)... truth to tell ... I get the feeling it was almost subconsciously created to time with ShowToo... it just all seemed too contrived, but I could and quite likely am wrong.  (ED's Unchanged T Shirt slogan: Every Great Idea I have / Gets Me In Trouble ... how true).  Some strategy chit chat between Jameka and Dick that kinda is if this/ maybe that... and it's a lot of what if's.  Jameka admits that she opened her mouth to soon (concerning the God Ball which saved Jen - which definitely hurt Dick's game)  She feels the burden.  Poor dear.  Wha'eava... I really don't care.

Cool... here's two links to the entire issue via Hamsterwatch!

1.  Dick and Jen go at it

2.  Jen has morals speech (Tea Party)

3.  The Full Argument (?)

And that leads to a good place to end this little hamster-go-round...

Zenny

 

Jul 29 (Sunday) The July 29th '07 Massacre Episode
11:00 - 11:30 (CST):

If you need catching up, I suggest Dingo's Hamster Watch.  This is just my stream of conscious writing on The Hamsters as the Showtime After Dark Feed runs on (and get's Tivo'd back for clarification). mmm.hmm.. whateva.

It's meal time in Cali as the show begins.  Those not on slop (!) are sitting and eating around the Turntable Table.  Eric cooked the Chicken, and he-haws through the compliments.  Sorta sad to see the Slop Hamsters around the edges, sniffing the air... Coffee would be appropriate says ED. JEN is in her Red Retard Outfit. ED's Statue thingy is in the middle of the table.  ... ref: ED on the Late Nite with Dick Show (he moved the rabbit statue to the TurnTable is what I'm getting at).  Nothing said about it (that I know of)... Yum the Chicken is good (There's an Eric Prize coming up ... we give Eric a phrase to spread around: FROM BB8:

Which catchphrase should Eric start in the BIG BROTHER House? It's your choice, America.

Sweet chicken!

Booyakah!

I'd do that for a dollar!

I'm thinking: Sweet Chicken! Given the meal tonite, lol.
ick tells Amber he can do some eating competition.  Get off it!
Back to Chicken Ranch and Man Lovin' with Dustin holding reign over his fading HOH Dynasty.  Munch...munch...munch..  Somethin' about Dick doing something, here he comes... twin... wha?   Eric tosses out the 2 Family Theory that there are 7 from 1 Family and 1 from a another ... right cousin Dusty?  KCuz.  It gets some play. Dumb, but amusing.  The sloppers are at the Kitchen bench all this while. Sad.  Please exchange your microphone with one in the storage room...
Discussion of Cooking Skills and Past Meals.  Zach, Jen look on.  Something sprayed all over the bar.  not sure what.  ED Trick?  More Sweet Chicken talk.  with Yellow Rice no less.
Cut to a change of clothes for Dani... (she's in an Orange T now)... Wahmber is mumbling something to her...
back to table:  something about Flour Faced?  hummm...hmmm.  Fart joke. sigh.  ED tells his 'best fart' joke. 'bye, have a nice memory'.  Dusty goes into the Competitive Quiz Show (Which of the following House Guests on the First Night... chose to binge on Raw Onions in a small enclosed space, inescapable for 4 hours... Dick owns up to it.  Laughs.  Cut to Amber putting on a Tank Top over a gray bra.  Not exactly Ms. Fashion... at the table ... Dustin is recalling when Chenbot introduced the show surprise (which in his case was 'Joe'... lots of laughs)...
Apparently Kail got too much sun.
The Meal Hour is pretty much over now... General Cleanup and Seconds going on.  The Sloppers look sad. 
(Commercial Break).
Let's watch Dani's Boobs while she does Dishes.  Go BB.  Cut to Jen Getting wierd with her 'Tard.   Spooky Bra night.  Attack of the Tard?   OMG!  She pulls a slide off of her old bra for another one with higher cleavage.  Kail pops in... kinda spooks Jen.
Finally!  Some Strategy Talk (Kail & Jen).  Jen: Does Daniele whisper with everyone?
Kail: Not me!  Jen: Well, everyone else but us?  Kail: Amber, Nick, Eric, ... (Jen): She's mad because I made fun of her, by accident.  (she said something about not getting ready for stuff and Dani is right there all dressed up (because she got sprayed by Evil, apparently)... a lite laff (and less clothes) from the JenBot... Lost Bible Passages: Evil Out!  (some plot they imagine)... whisper on Dani somethin... BB piles on the Jen Butt shots.  Sunday Birth Control Pills for Jen... uh, wot?  Back to Kitchen (Following Jen Butt) ... keeps focus on Jen while she primps around the kitchen... out to the Yard... with Kail... some talk about Dustin changing his mind (to putting up Evil??)  Some of Jen's inner thoughts on who's teamed with who is ... basically... messed up... plays up her talk with Dustin ... leading to her believing her own logic that he's convinced to put Dick up (but that's not what the Waffle Alliance seems to be settled on: Put up Nick).
Kail gonna set up her kids with Jen... shiver. And they get their BB guns out for Evil (who snuck over to the couch for a smoke)...
The Chess Piece Mystery is brought up (who stole the chess pieces)... not really sure what that's about... Dick says wasn't him (and I believe him)... he notes that he wouldn't do it cause Zach plays Chess by hisself and that would be sad to take his chess pieces away. 
Dirty! Dani is pouting to Dad.  about something.. cut to Amber talking to Jam... about Dani telling her that she is gonna tell Nick they are putting him up (which is diametric opposed to Jen's Theory!)... Amber turns catty with it... Jam hits her Bible.  Dirty Bible!  Sounds like Jess is hollering so it's gonna be Beer Pong Drinking Game again.  Cut to Dustin and Zach... talking Power Dolphins (the bathroom fixtures ...)
Commercial Break.
Storage Room: Dani & Dustin talking about telling Nick buh bye... Dani gets word that Amber is a bit off in Dustin's opinion... Out come the Beers... another Nite of 'Quarters' or whatever it's called (Pepsi Pop Bottle Top Toss?)  Cut back to Amber/Jam bitch talking Dani (mmm hmmm... mmm hmmm)... bleh.  Talk of Dani talking 'Trust'.... ha ha.  How embarrasing for Dani's Boyfriend talk...mmm hmmm.... the girls agree Nick is Hot. (mmm hmm)... whaeva... Apparently in her talk to Dusty, Amber is perfect ... Dustin can't come up with a mistake she's made (Name one!) ...  (except getting close to Nick) ... uhm.,... excuse me... being the house crybaby???   And the Quarters game gets louder!  Go team!  Blah blah... do you know what i mean... wha'eva. Amber pours some cement into the Jam Hole... we going all the way, just us two... blah blah. Time for Bible Verse of the Day.  John 8:20-20.  Jesus forgives and Adulterous Woman... do you know what is Adulterous?  LMAO.... cut to the Quarters Table... Jenn looks like she's pacing her drunk tonite... Eric's sense of humor is typically just slightly off base and difficult to fathom... maybe it's accent.  His... Woody Allenism?  Flirts with Jessica.  As If!  Wha'eva.  Jess says 'you're right, she's a bigger ho than me' ... not quite sure who she's referencing... oh...Carol... Eric is Princess Leigh... Star Wars noises (bzzzzz)... and a challenge to Zack from ED as the Cams goes outside to Jenbot watch... she heads inside (from the spa)... kitchen... 'Did you already play Beer Pong?' ... something about 'Bang, bang, bang' put as a comment to ED's MySpace Page ... and he deleted the annoying message and then general talk about MySpace stuff... and Cut to Commercial...
12:30 CST: ED "Be velly velly quiet ... we hunting rabbits' ... 
Some talk about Jess in Erics Undies as a loser... falopian tubes  (Jens)... happy birthday Karen (who?) ... Bdays for the Moms?  Big Pot of Tea being made. 
Wet Willy's for  $1.  Ed taunts Zach to give one to Eric... Eric taunts Jess over her loss. 
Cut to Community Bed: Dustin/Jama/Amber... something about 'down to 3 days' ... if she needs to do that... happy to let her..  her?  Dani?  And some crap about Dustin gave them their Girl Moment to talk about this Nick thing ... (wha'eva...mmm hmmm)
Something wrong with the Thermostat...freezing... God what is the Electric Bill for this Carbon Factory?
Ooh... Daniel and Nick (please do not obstruct your microphone)... this could be good... if I understand right... Dani is 'supposed' to break the news to Nick that he's going on the Block... hmmm... Nick has his nails a bright pink tonight girls... he is in his red scarf and gray T with Cameo shorts.  Dani is waiting for Jule Chen, Julie Chicken to come back... (Sweet!)... some whispers ... 4? hm? 4? hm?  ... Dick slithers around the corners ... (Nicks on the Eviction Couch (or rather Dani is but Nick is symbolically )... some Old Season talk ... Tiara from Season 3... and ... Dani looks ready to throw up ... while Nick goes fetal... it's tense folks... lol... too much drinkin goin on... sputters to nothin... let you borrow my turtleneck will u feel better?  Nick feels a bit sick... uhmmm... i have a feeling she isn't gonna tell him... nitey nite... snore talk...
Nick tells her all she does is Dis Him... and it goes Pillow Fight Time... Ow!  You Suck!
Etc.. Ow.  Wha;'eva...mmm hmmm. 
Nick gets spooky... wha'eva... mmm hmmm... Dani poses for her perplexed moment. 
Nick goes HOH room... wierded out....

On review: Daniele is NOT going to tell Nick (according to Amber) she going to act like The Group didn't clue her in.  Tsk Tsk.  Bad play in my book.

back to the Turntable...
Eric and Jessica with Dustin and Zach (sorta staring off into nowhereville)... Looks like a new Beer Pong round is getting spun up.  Side Bet talk.  More of Jess in Eric's Underwear Talk. 
Dustin drifts over to Dani and learns of what Nick is feeling sick and Amber told Nick something about it... which is why Nick is flipped... and it's getting la la ville ... Dustin is called away while counseling her ... time for the Beer Pong Challenge...whoo hoo (snore)... Fake Fingernails (I can tell Dustin!)
(Commercial Break!) 1:00 am CST  The Massacre of July 29, 07. 
Innuendo Alert.  Will Eric make it with Jess... will he get her drunk enough to even try? 
Jess seems bored now that it's gone 2 days and she hasn't bedded Eric yet (or am I just reading into it?)... nice boobie shot of Dani as she goes outside BB... and it's time for Dad and Daughter to talk.  Focus in on Jameka (which Dick says she's odd man out - and Dani wha'eva's)... mmm...hmmm.  Cathouse Dick spits all over the yard... and it's an attempt to Strategize again on Dicks part...but Daniel is 'you don't know' ... and Dick is saying Dustin needs to go... (which is an odd way for him to go, but ...oook)... Talk of Jamaca getting bug eyed in the competition cause she got caught with the Veto ... and HAS to go thru with her 'God is my Ball' arguement ... Amber gets dissed too about crying and God.  Dani points out how close Jameka and Amber is.  Dicks right ... if Dustin fell it would really weaken that side.  8 weeks left.  1/3 thru.  Kill me now. (says Dani)...as she runs into kitchen ... who won?  (pong)... to talk to Nick in HOH ... he's pouting on the bed... (so you just stopped telling me stuff, so .. whatever)...
He has on the CD Headphones.  Nick feels like shit... whaeva... Nick dumps on her something about Amber... and cut to the Main Room (Day of the Massacre). ...Eric begins to eat the the bunny chia plant... he lost a bet.  (ERIC!  STOP THAT! from the BB).  Hilarious kinda.  Eric holds the bit of Plant in his mouth for a bit too long.  Then off to the Trash Can to spit.  Poor Bunny Plant.  Polka Dot Boxers is what Jessica is to wear (Of Erics).  It's Rubber Match time?  Jen's Unitard is Dick's idea for what is up for Grabs ..which brings Jen in asking wtf?  Dick gets a dig in.  ... cut to Dani & Nicky... in HOH Bed.  more of the same ... to the Round Table.  Dustin and  Amber  in same chair (huggishness)... Dick makes a show of 'throwing up in his mouth' as he heads outside... glances around the table... back to the contest, i think... Unitard.  One on One (for when they go to sleep)... is it technically owned by Jen?  Jen allows them to wear the Tard... Cups are lined up...
As the Game proceeds... we cut to Dick saying something about the gayest thing ever .. to the Camera (ok you ready?)... those two need to get out of here...and back to the Round Table of Pong Retards... show your wiener Eric! 
Commercial Break!
It's getting blood thirsty at this time... Jama gets a dig in on Eric (no packing if he loses)...   Eric scores and goes into a Adam Sandler voice gloat...  oops Eric & Co. gets "House Guest!" Voice for mentioning something out of the Diary Room.  And it's back to the game... and Jess has to wear the Tard (don't take out the Uni sez Jama)
(I ate the bunny)... Dick is a dick and gets in some digs...Amber whispers (blatantly) with Dustin... while Jama prattles on...
Dustin says he misses the touch of a Man and goes upstair to Nick... ('who's waiting for him")... Nick feels like shit.. Dustin and Nick talk a bit about Dani giving him shit... and Dustin is all like 'Girls!'... meh.  Nick wanders off to the potty... and back to the round table where the bulk of the HG's are.  Dick is watching the cameras for some reason.  Shift Change?  Don't Pee in my Unitard.  (by the foo fighters?) Jess goes off to don the Unitard.  Flame on Dustin (Man Meat Eric, lol).  Amber goes whisper whisper on Eric... uhm...huh?  wha'eva...mmm hmm.  Jess dones the Tard.  Dick zips her up, telling her the Undies go inside, but not.. And it's off to present the Strawberry for Eric America's Amusement.  Eric ... Tomorrow is all I have to say. It's interview time... Happy People! Happy People!
I am the Walrus;
Zenny