Dearest Diary;

 Today was such a bitch!  Last night I was so thrilled to get out of that filthy lime green cell and back to my home!!!  I thought 'get over it people' to all those nasty things being said about me.  It was sooo good to sleep in my bed again with Tinkerbell... oh, and a reminder, don't use 'what is my dog's name' as a reminder to my email password!  Never, ever do that again!  Anyway, there I was all comfy and feeling like I had been through so much and what a strong girl I was for having to endure that nightmare!  But Noooo!  I was awoken at 7 (!) this morning and told I had to go back to court!!!  Mommy!!! This is not fair!!!

That Judge was such an asshole!  He didn't listen to my lawyers at all.  He was all mad at that nice Sheriff guy for letting me out and didn't want to hear my side of it at all!  Bang!  The gravel came down and I was hauled off to jail again! (I hope the popsies got my good side!) 

So, here I am again.  I have to do the whole 45 days!!! This is absolutely stupid!  Don't they know who I am?  I am Paris Goddamn Hilton, damn it!  I can't be in here another second, not another second!  I'm crying as I write this, but I know I will somehow overcome this tragedy and life will be sweet and pretty again! 

It's cold in here and all I have is this scratchy, smelly blanket.  And the food!  OMG!  It's sooo bad!  I couldn't hold it down.  I threw up 3 grams! 

The jail is noisy and I can't sleep.  I miss Tinkers!  All this trouble because I had a few and drove around forgetting to turn on my lights.  All I wanted was a damn hamburger!!!!!!  Note to self: Never,ever do another Hamburger Commercial again!  I heard the media was laughing about that! 

My lawyers promise me they will appeal this enjustice and get me out of here.  I know my fans are all sick at heart, knowing what HELL I am going through!  I can't even read what they are writing to me!  This is just sooo wrong.  Someone said the media is having a field day with all this.  Well, I'm going to throw the biggest coming out party EVER when all this is done!  Closing my eyes I can almost imagine it.  My posse will be there for me, won't they?  OMG, what if they forget I'm in here!  No way!!!

Well, it's lights out dear diary.  Another day in the Big House for yours truly.

Heavy sighs;

P.H.