I was right in the middle of a stretch.  Arms flayed back, Uuuuh... when the TV caught my eye.  A beautiful Model Girl was looking all Modelly and Beautifully gracing me with her presence.   Then some lotion of some sort was being pimped, but the sound was off, so I wasn't buying.  Well, I wouldn't be buying some overpriced goop for your skin anyway.  I got a chuckle and this blog out of it, however.  The Shitake Complex was the 'secret' ingredient.  Now I'm not a skin expert but whatever Shitake is it doesn't sound good to me.  In fact it sounds like, well, shit.  And it sounds complex.  Now I ask you, does putting complex shit on your face sound good to you?  Me either.  Here's the kicker.  It's made from a mushroom.  Ok, does putting Complex Fungus Shit on your face sound like a good idea to you?  I didn't think so.  Hey, Ms. Beauticious Model Babe uses that shit, you should too!

Ahhh, the endless search for the secret of youth.  Fountain of Youth.  Smear some of this Mushroom gook on, your skin will thank you!  Here's some cucumbers for your eyes. And some mud.   Shades of Brazil.

Zenny Buttle